Things that are not going to help you get over your writer’s block:

Coffee. Banana bread. Learning how to make banana bread. Putting on some background music. Considering upgrading your streaming subscription to premium. Contemplating the poetic nature of the lyrics. Wondering if your writing will ever measure up. Opening a can of existential worms. Distracting yourself on Hinge and losing faith in your dating life, simultaneously. Getting lost in the bridge of a song you forgot was playing in the background. Clearing out unwanted browser tabs. Realizing you should have closed them a month ago. Back to staring at your half-written article. Opening a new document to clear out the gunk. Making promises to stick to your ‘morning pages’ exercise yet again. Uh-oh! now you’re thinking of coffee. The one that feels like a hug in the morning. Maybe you’ll make yourself one now. And wouldn’t some banana bread be nice too?